Love Apple Farms 2019 Tomato Plant Pre-Sale Love Apple Farms 2019 Tomato Plant Pre-Sale
Early Girl (don't buy it!)

Early Girl (don't buy it!)

4.99 USD
Color: Red
Shape: Round beefsteak
Size: Medium

We can't in good conscience offer the real Early Girl. She is out of date hybrid technology. She should be in a retirement home. There are better tasting, better disease resistant, earlier, and better yielding hybrids out there. We've chosen one that will kick old-maid Early Girl's booty! Oh, and also, the evil empire Monsanto owns Early Girl.

So instead of advancing Monsanto's interests and to help you steer clear of old icky Early Girl, consider buying New Girl instead. See what they did there? New new newer girl than Early Girl. Just as "early," meaning you get fruit as soon as possible in the season. Click on this link to go to the purchase page: New Girl


You can also purchase New Girl by simply dropping this particular tomato into your shopping cart. When you pick up your plants at our pre-sale pick up day, March 23, 2019, you'll receive New Girl.